You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happyyyy, when skies are gray.
You see I never liked the term bronsexual. It's used to imply zesty tendencies of any man coming to defense of my sunshine LeBron James. However, the majority of people that use this term have no understanding of irony, humor, or basketball. You see, in 1996 Michael Jordan released his own brand cologne. It sold out INSTANTLY and outsold several designer perfumes. THAT'S FUCKING GAY. You wanna smell like your favorite man? You need to waft the scent of the dude you see shooting fades over a bunch of a weak, slow American talent? First thing in the morning? No jokes or logical defense by any Bronsexual could match that level of flamboyance. This is a safe space for Bronsexuals and any intolerance will be met with lethal force.
