This might be the spiciest song Jeffrey has ever sang about Harry Potter! Instead of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" it's Young Jeffrey's "I Knew You Were Muggle"
Lyrics: Once upon a time, I went to Wizard School, Where Houses were assigned, and scarves are really cool, You saw me, In Herbology, With Dobby-y-y-y
There’s candles in the air, and romance in the halls Now Myrtles not alone, while moaning in the stalls We're snogging, and snogging, Glasses Foggi-i-ing
You’re a Huffle Puff, that’s OK with me, Til I realized, your blood was Unclean...
'Cause I knew you were Muggle when you walked in And you couldn’t case no spells But then you brewed a Love Potion, Now I'm Stage 5 house-elf! Malfoy says mixed lovin’ is forbidden But I can’t control my wand, Made magic with a non-magician, Shouting "Lumos", cause you turn me on!
Woah! Ooh! Struggles, Dating, Muggles!
Woah! Ooh! Muggle Cuddles, Snuggles!
Slitherin my dorm, so we Horcrux & Chill, I'm full Petrificus, and I didn’t need the pill I’m Growling, and Howling, JK Rowli-i-i-ing
Nagini's gonna snake, and Snape is gonna Sneer But we're just gonna snog, while drunk on Butter Beer You charm me, disarm me, Expeliarm’ed Me-e-e-e!
You’re the "No-Maj" for me, and i know that’s it true. My Patronus Charm, was shaped like you! Oh! I knew you were muggle when you walked in Felt it in my lightning scar Still chased you around, like a Golden Snitch, You Accio'ed my heart, Oh, I knew there'd be trouble muggle lovin…. So we'd meet up off School Grounds, Gave you a ride on my broomstick In the Forrest behind Hagrid’s house!
Woah! Ooh! Secret Muggle Couple
Whoa! Ooh! Wizard Tinder's Awful!
And if Dumbledore, Came limpin' in, Trying to wand-block me Just Know... I’d Avada Kedavra him! For You!
I knew you were Muggle when you walked in And on those moving stairs, we felt Like Dementors, face sucking, Til we get expelled, Oh,
Luna Lovegood’s, no good at lovin’ this, cuz our magic's, cancelled out I crave your plain, human simpleness Booty call you, with a Late Night Owl!
HOO! HOO! Struggles Dating Muggles!
Whoa! Ooh! Muggles, Double Trouble!
Human girl, you're my one & only witch! Muggle, Nuzzle, Gruzzle Living paintings stare at us while we kiss Muggle, Muggle, Muggle
